First off, I need to be better about writing down some of the funny stuff The Kid says, so this shall be the repository.
In the car the other day, we were headed home so we both could take a nap because we are both trying to shake off colds. The Kid declared that she didn't "never ever" want to take a nap because she wasn't tired and it makes her nose get stuffed up. I didn't say any more about the nap, but we were quiet for a minute.
I looked in the mirror to see her rubbing her eyes and yawning.
Me: Honey, are you tired?
The Kid: NO!
Me: Then why were you yawning?
The Kid: I wasn't.
Me: Then why were you rubbing your eyes?
The Kid: Because my eyes were sweating.
Of course they were. And when we got home, she was asleep about 5 seconds after she put her head on the pillow.